<What’s the most important thing in this world?>
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RUB RUB 7 DAYS
someone: what are your children’s names?
me: *sweats nervously* well uh… this is clementine, and christa… and omid, and carley, and this is sarita…
someone: wait aren’t they characters from the walking dead gam-
me: I CAN EXPLAIN
HANDS UP IF YOU’RE NOT OVER LEE’S DEATH AND WANT HIM TO REAPPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE KENNY DID
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
I recall attempting to shove a banana down some kids throat during a food fight.
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
we survive this by pulling together, not apart.
sam winchester’s dimples appreciation ♡(◐ o ◑ )♡
↳1x17 hell house // for my lovely botm kassandra ♥
[favorite prop from the Vikings set] My arm ring. It’s a ring you get given to show your loyalty to whoever you’re fighting for. And I gave one to my brother and one to my best friend.
Alexander Ludwig for Just Jares Spotlight Series
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
Don’t ever use turbo. My mum had one, I nearly blew my arsehole off.
It was a moment Anthony Carbajal will never forget: standing on the stage of one of TV’s most popular talk shows, fighting for a cause that touches him and his family profoundly. All while his mom looked proudly on.
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
A s m i l e is the prettiest thing you can wear.
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”